Wayne goes to jail
Today is April 2, 2242, another boring day behind bars. It’s not fun at all! I was not always in prison this all started February 17,2240.I woke up to a boring day like anyone else. I got a call from my job Pizza Nut. I was fired!
Some woman was yelling at me for no reason. I hung up the phone and went upstairs to the bathroom. When I stepped in the door I saw Joe. I said “Joe what are you doing in my bathroom”.
Joe said “I dot know”?
It was awkward so I told him to get out of my house. I don’t have a vehicle so I use my grocery cart to get around. The best part is when I go down a hill.
One day I found a guitar in my alleyway It had letters on it. I could not read but I know a little bit about spelling. The first letter was a “k’ I think. There was a man yelling at the space police. I had seen him before maybe it was that time I was being chased by Martians. For some reason that funny person in my head told me to get the guitar and run, so I did.
One day when I was walking home the space robots stopped me an tried to take it from me. I knocked one in the head an ran. I outran the robots. I got on my cell phone an teleported to my house.
A few days later I went outside to the park I ran into this girl an I made a mistake an bumped into her. she dropped her guitar I was so busy staring at her I missed her name.
Her hurried an got up and took my guitar an ran.
It took me 4 months but I finally found her.
I eventually found out she
worked for
the F.B.I.. And so
I like got arrested. I plan to break out in 2 days.
That’s how I got
In prison.
The end
Comments (1)
Price, Brittany said
at 3:30 pm on Feb 28, 2009
cool page khallil
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